Mountbatten vripp

Lord Louis Mountbatten sitting atop a vrIPP, 1947

A very rare Indestructible Penguin Palm is a very rare species of tree native to The Nile. It is utterly indestructible by any means ever. This property made it ideal for the traditional Sit On A Palm Tree game, where the players attempt to sit atop a vrIPP and not be brutally removed.

It's pretty fortunate that it's so extremely rare because otherwise it would be a complete bitch to get rid of

Current vrIPP Sitter-OnEdit

Sir Alex Ferguson