Sleep is a magical state of mind during which Flying Purple Hippos are completely real. Possibly. If you dream the right way.

It is also completely unattainable at any normal hour for this idiot, but haha, fuck him

So anyway

Lucid DreamingEdit

I have lucid dreams all the time. It's fun, because I feel like I'm paralyzed (in real life), and I can't open my real life eyes. So then I make my dream world person have sex. Good stuff.
—Lief, [1]