| Potatoe Wor | |||||||||
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| Part of Russia being russia | |||||||||
| File:Placeholder OH MY GOODNESS | |||||||||
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| Combatants | |||||||||
| Pro-potatoists, Potatoes, Elpea | Anti-potaoists, Russia, mankind | ||||||||
| Commanders | |||||||||
| Solanum tuberosum | Vladimir Putin | ||||||||
| Strength | |||||||||
| beyond count | 7.108 billion | ||||||||
| Casualties | |||||||||
| a bunch of potatoes | some poor girl's parents, brother and grandmother | ||||||||
The Potato Wars were a thing someone else should describe because I just did the fucking war template and I'm tired now.