| Ministry of Canadians | |
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| Ministère Canadiènne | |
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| Agency overview | |
| Formed | Eskimo-Hippoic Treaty of 972 C.E. |
| Jurisdiction | Bouvetoya & Canada |
| Headquarters | Port-Aux-Hippeaux 98C-iii |
| Employees | 834 |
| Annual budget | 38,000 cookies (incl. printing costs) |
| Minister responsible | Soggyfrog, Minister of Canada |
| Deputy Minister responsible | Squeak Al-Ra, Inconspicious Intern |
| Departments | Summer Office of Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord Department of Trying To Remember The Cheat Code For That Cow Thing Department of Acknowledging the Ghost of Queen Elizabeth Canadian Embassy Canadian Relations Office Independent Embassy of Quebec |
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Ministry of Canadians deals with all things related to Canadians and their affairs. It eyes the Ministry of Penguin Relations icily. Mostly because it's also FPH Island's prime ice magazine, to make all Canadians feel at home.
It's half francophone and sponsors a vibrant cultural community. AND IF THE RED TAPE BURIES MY MY MINISTRY AND IF MY CLERKS ARE CRYING THEN I'LL DIG A TUNNEL FROM MY SUBDEPARTMENT TO YOURS YEAH A (hold it hold it) TUNNEL FROM MY SUBDEPARTMENT TO YOURS