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Hippo-Colombian War
Colombian Dead Hippo
Evil Colombians with the hippo they murdered
Date 8-10 August 2011
Location Colombian Jungles
Result Decisive colombian victory; military degradation of SoggyFrog; innocent hippo deaths
Casus belli Violation of every international treaty ever
Combatants
Flag of FPH Reich.png 40,000 Post Reich Flag of Colombia.png Colombia
Commanders
Lief, Umholi
Darkflame, Reichssturmbahnumholi
Shusky, Reichssturmbahnumholi
Álvaro Uribe, President
Strength
2 285,554
Casualties
Missing in action
2
Deaths
1+ innocent hippo
none

The Hippo-Colombian War was a prolonged conflict between the Glorious 40,000 Post Reich of the Flying Purple Hippos Clan and the Republic of Colombia. It resulted in the loss of the entire expeditionary force sent by the Reich, making it the FPH Clan's worst military failure yet.

PreludeEdit

Colombia killed a hippo.[1]

Flying Purple InvasionEdit

Following the horrid deeds by the Colombians, formal contact with the Colombians was sought by the Ministry of the Exterior. In response to an alleged violation of every military treaty ever, the Reich did not recall its ambassador, kept its embassy open, maintained Colombian trade contacts, and declared war upon Colombia.[2]

The Reich sent a military expedition to Colombia with aims to rescue innocent hippos, capture or kill those responsible for the murder of innocent hippo Pepe, and conquer Colombia. Despite excellent reconnaisance by the Purple Intelligence Agency's best operative, the expedition was a miserable failure and the entire force was lost in the jungles.

AftermathEdit

SoggyFrog was demoted for his dishonorable conduct during the Expedition.[3] The War in Leeds was suspended because we ran out of soldiers to fight for us.

Also Colombia probably killed more hippos.

ReferencesEdit

  1. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/11/world/americas/11hippo.html
  2. http://www.fph.fphblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=12731&view=findpost&p=483343
  3. http://www.fph.fphblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=12740